honestly inspired by godspeed. my brain kept going “what if dimitri also saw future dima hovering around byleth???” and i couldnt stop myself. i needed to share it with all of you. dimitri comes in to see his professor and sees himself from the future staring him down.
to ppl who make full color comic pages regularly: how are any of you alive.
doodles from a really self-indulgent Void!AU where dimitri gets picked up by the Wrong Byleth _(:,D it’s not really spoilers bc I’ve veered so far into AU territory lkflsjdfl also subtle dimilix bc it’s Bully Felix Hours up in here
it’s VERY hard to be pro-animal welfare & also pro-unchecked capitalism (it’s not a system that respects human or animal suffering), so hopefully you americans are all on the Burned Sandals train this tuesday
I’m firmly in the Lizard Warren but hopeful that if the lizards do not get enough support that the Burned Sandals train is still there to hop on at the end.
unfortunately she hasn’t gotten further than 3rd place in any of the caucasus and no longer has a shot at winning :(
I like her too, but I’m frustrated that she’s stayed in for Super Tuesday after it became clear she wasn’t a viable candidate, because it just leeches progressive voters off Barrie Sundails and make a contested convention (where the candidate with the most delegates doesn’t have the majority, so the DNC is free to hand it to an establishment candidate like Biden or a Trump-lite like Bloomberg) far more likely.
if you like Waffle’s policies, the best path to get them implemented atm is through Beige-hued Sandstorm
anyway regardless of who you pick, AMERICANS PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE TODAY, you’re making the rest of the world so very very nervous
Bernie Sanders has never voted for Trump’s bloated military budget.
Elizabeth Warren has voted for it twice.
Over the past 6 years, Bernie introduced 4 bills to expand Social Security, 3 bills to make corporations pay their fair share in taxes, 3 bills to enact the Employee Ownership Bank Act, 3 bills to enact a tax on Wall St. transactions, 3 bills to expand the Estate Tax, 3 bills to made federal election day a national holiday, and 1 bill for the Too Big to Fail, Too Big to Exist Act to break up big banks.
“Having a long record gives people the understanding that these ideas that I’m talking about, they’re in my guts, they’re in my heart. This is who I am as a human being.”
“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at the Hague next to Milošević.”
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What if there was a Willy Wonka scenario where one of your oc bois gets stuck in the chocolate river pipe only to be stuck. Wouldnt the pressure from the pipe force the chocolate into them and bloat them further? Better hope that pipe is sturdy. ;)
getting stuck in tight places while their belly expands is a huge fave of mine lol, I think it’s called stuckage?? idk I almost never see anything...
better yet: local arachnophobic boy gets fucked by a giant spider, he screams and screams as it lays egg after in him. he's so utterly terrified he doesn't even register he's been impregnated with spider babies until he comes to on the ground hours later. he's so scared of spiders and now theres dozens of them, in his own belly, laying dormant now but soon will hatch out of their shells and be free to crawl all over his insides. he can only think get them out get them out get them OUT
For the manta boy, what if he had parasitic feeder fish who helped keep him clean and safe. But in exchange, whenever he was full of eggs they'd wiggle inside him and start eating them. Them pushing their way inside him is just as painful as birthing the eggs, and the fish squirm around his giant belly, eating themselves stupidly full, trashing against his insides. They start make their way out all at once, fatter and larger than when they went in, and the boy screams trying to push them out.
ooohh this is so good, it’s like a never ending cycle for the poor boy. He’s always full, tummy never completely flat because there’s always fish or...
Thinking about a boy who gets pregnant with a ton of frogs eggs. His belly swells up massively, but they're light and they don't move around at all, so he thinks this won't be that bad! Except in a few weeks tons of tadpoles hatch, and some of them eat each other. So in his even bigger belly now there are tons of small to foot-long gigantic tadpoles, and now he's nervous as to how he's gonna birth all of them. They're all trashing around with anticipation to get out.
I absolutely love it when eggs hatch into something more dangerous for the carrier.m The tadpoles eating each other is kinda how shark babies eat...
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